The Ginacrat Awards

Karen and I talk on GChat everyday. Recently we were browsing a website where you can buy trophies (and have them personally engraved!) and I asked her what award she would bestow upon me. Here's what would be on my trophy shelf:

"Best GChatter Ever"

"Most Positive Activist for SlimFast Chocolate Drink 2010"
I drink Slim Fast a lot, and tell Karen every time I go to have one.

"Best Use of Dislike Button 2009"

"Best Protest Over Brownie Edges 2010"

"Most Intellectual Commentary Over Teen Mom Award 2010"
This happens every morning after Teen Mom airs, and sometimes even that night via text messaging during the show, live.

"Friend That Karen's Dad Remembers Most Accurately And Still Asks About"