Live GChatting Snow White

I watched Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs recently. Karen was there for the play-by-play.

Now normally I'd hesitate before just pasting in a whole AIM/GChat conversation, but this whole thing was made of win. Also, Snow White really wraps up quick after The Queen dies and Snow White bites the apple. It's very anti-climatic.

Gina: btw
i'm watching snow white and laughing my ass off.
i'm 4, apparently
Karen: Hahaha!
Gina: these dwarfs are hilarious
Karen: To be honest, I don't think I've ever sat down and watched the whole thing
Gina: Snow White herself is pretty insufferable
her voice is so high pitched
Karen: Ha!
Gina: Snow White just randomly cleaned the dwarfs’ house
and the dwarfs are flipping a shit
Karen: She needs more hobbies.
HAHA
Gina: they think a dragon did it
and Grumpy's corns hurt
these dudes' voices are way too deep for their height
Karen: HAHA
The phrase "and Grumpy's corns hurt" made me LOL
Gina: "our cobwebs are missing"
"there's dirty work afoot"
uh, no
a cleaning foot is afoot
Karen: They really should have called the police on her, for breaking and entering.
Gina: i don't think they have police in the forest
Karen: Maybe a forest ranger?
Karen: I don't really dig her whole ensemble.
Like, after I saw Beauty and the Beast, I WANTED Belle's yellow dress
Gina: i liked Sleeping Beauty the best, even though as a princess she was the lamest
i liked that she had faeries that could change the color of her dress
Karen: Yeah!
She WAS pretty
I thought Jasmine was pretty too, but she's a whore.
Gina: LMAO
she was. her bottoms were so close to revealing her vagina.
Karen: YES
Plus, her ponytail was excessive
It had like, 3 bands on it.
As a young girl, I tried to emulate aforementioned hairstyle.
And know what it looked like? CRAP
JUST CRAP
Gina: I think there's a FB group called
Disney ruined my expectations about men
Karen: HAHA
Gina: and Disney ruined my expectations about hair
Karen: NICE
Gina: "before dinner you have to wash." "why wash? we ain't going nowhere."
the dwarfs share my opinion on showering
Karen: YES
Me too!
Who the fuck does she think she is?
Busting in there and forcing them to act a certain way?
Gina: music of doom is playing as they walk to the sink
Karen: http://fest07.sffs.org/i/stills/main/films/snow_white.jpg
Gina: yup! that just happened!
they act like they've never touched water before!
they walked by a waterfall on the way home!
oh God, this is a washing song
for never having washed Doc knows a whole fucking song about it
Karen: HAHAHAHA
Karen: I wonder how often the dwarfs practice singing.
Gina: they're all forcefully washing Grumpy now
Karen: BUT HIS CORNS!
Gina: HAHAHA
they don't remove anything to wash
and they use their beards to dry
Gina: The Queen is pretty bad ass
she's a mad scientist
she's mixing a drink with thunder!
i mean what!?
Karen: NICE
Oh, I thought of something.
Sneezy doesn't shower either?
I'm shocked nobody else got sick.
Gina: you'd think if we was worried about being the fairest one of all, she'd just make a potion to do so
Karen: It'd probably be way, way easier
Gina: yeah, especially since they always put their finger under his nose to stop the sneezing
Karen: Eugh, gross.
Snow White should get her head out of her ass and had a doctor sent over
NICE
Gina: they're all dancing and singing now
Karen: About what?
Gina: they all have little jingles
about nothing really in particular
these guys play everything
Sneezy just fucked up the dance party with a big ole sneeze
Karen: BAHAHAHAH
Gina: now it's story time with Snow White
she's telling them about the prince she fell in love with
who she's known for about 5 minutes
Karen: Ugh
I hate that
Gina: and it's a song
Karen: Ariel made that mistake too.
Gina: Ariel saved his life, if I recall
Karen: She did!
But then she put everyone in jeopardy over it.
Gina: The reason I'm watching this is because I remember a scene where Snow White makes a pie
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR THE PIE
I think she puts Grumpy's name on it
Karen: I wonder if Grumpy and Happy got into arguments a lot.
Gina: it's all Grumpy and Doc really
I think Happy is too delusional to fight
Doc is more based in reality
Doc's like the leader
Karen: If Doc was really a doc, he should have known about the washing to begin with.
I really question his credentials in general.
Gina: well, he did know the song!!!
Karen: They should have just named him Glasses-Face.
Gina: haha yeah
she knew is name was Doc because of his glasses
which ... I mean, really?
maybe if he had on a white coat
dude could just have poor eyesight
Dopey’s having night terrors
Karen: He could be blind for all she knows.
Gina: (it's bedtime)
Karen: I'd feel bad for him, but it's all part of life.
Gina: The Queen is on her way
poison apple in hand
Karen: ABOUT TIME
Gina: OH SHIT
PIE MAKING IS HAPPENING
the pie is like, grey
and the birds are stepping on it
why did I remember this as appetizing?
Karen: HAHA
Eugh, grey bird pie