A List of Tolerable Children

Don't worry, it's a short list.

3. The new Gap ads that are out this holiday season feature people and kids singing about the holidays (actually, they're really singing about buying shit from the Gap but let's put that fact aside), and I've got to admit, the one with the little girls got me. I love them. I love their cute, bright, multi-patterned outfits, and the stupid, stupid cheer. I also think that back flip move is pretty awesome, and I'm secretly jealous because there's no way I would be able to pull it off without breaking my neck, or dropping my partner on their back.

Technically this ad stands for everything I hate, but, I don't know. Maybe it's the girl screaming insanely at :21 that did me in. I love crazy girls.

2. Moving down the age bracket is this little girl. Spoiler alert: She totally grows up to be Amelie. (That perfect hair! Those adorable eyes!) If this was my kid, I would make her tell me bedtime stories every night.

Also, I'd be pretty freaked out, because how the hell does my kid speak fluent French?

1. Then finally, there's this little man, who needs no explanation for his appeal.

Also, if these were my kids, I would be so rich, seeing as how I'd be making internet millions off them.

An Honorable Mention goes to this little girl. Her enthusiasm is admirable, but I bet she throws fits in toy store aisles if she doesn't get her Chris Pine action figure.